nine [voice]

[knowsthepeople]

How hahd do you think it'd be to give us some better wahnin' about this kind of thing? Not just some "we're experiencin'' turbulence" wahnin' but like, an actual "this is what you'ah gonna hafta deal with fah the next couple days" announcement?

Guy's a fuckin' terrible driver.

[Private to Jason]

You doin' okay, kid?

[Public; added after Jason doesn't respond]

Anyone seen Jason Todd around?

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[no_exaggeration]

[She is so just throwing up her arms and pacing and ARGH.] This boat is insane.

[knowsthepeople]

I think that's the popular opinion, yeah.

[no_exaggeration]

And what, you know all about it and you choose to be here?

[knowsthepeople]

Some stuff's important enough to put up with insanity fah a while.

[no_exaggeration]

Like what?

[knowsthepeople]

Wahdens make deals to fix or get somethin' when they get back home. I'm heah to help out a kid.

[no_exaggeration]

And who follows through on those deals?

[knowsthepeople]

The Admiral.

[no_exaggeration]

Right, the guy who never shows his face.

[knowsthepeople]

So you have been readin' the network.

[no_exaggeration]

It's all [insert some foul sounding Klingon word here].

[knowsthepeople]

This might come as a shock, but unfortunately, I don't speak Klingon.

[no_exaggeration]

[And she's just making a frustrated sound and - that clatter may have been something she threw.] Lies!

[knowsthepeople]

[Yikes. You were less scary as a kid. :|] ... Why would I lie about not knowin' Klingon?

[no_exaggeration]

[She's bigger now. :| And getting even more frustrated.] I mean the shit on this network!

[knowsthepeople]

Everything'll go back to normal in a couple hours. Maybe a few days at most.

[no_exaggeration]

And I'm just supposed to trust that.

[knowsthepeople]

Why would I lie about it?

[no_exaggeration]

Why should I believe you?