nine [voice]

[knowsthepeople]

How hahd do you think it'd be to give us some better wahnin' about this kind of thing? Not just some "we're experiencin'' turbulence" wahnin' but like, an actual "this is what you'ah gonna hafta deal with fah the next couple days" announcement?

Guy's a fuckin' terrible driver.

[Private to Jason]

You doin' okay, kid?

[Public; added after Jason doesn't respond]

Anyone seen Jason Todd around?

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[no_exaggeration]

It's all [insert some foul sounding Klingon word here].

[knowsthepeople]

This might come as a shock, but unfortunately, I don't speak Klingon.

[no_exaggeration]

[And she's just making a frustrated sound and - that clatter may have been something she threw.] Lies!

[knowsthepeople]

[Yikes. You were less scary as a kid. :|] ... Why would I lie about not knowin' Klingon?

[no_exaggeration]

[She's bigger now. :| And getting even more frustrated.] I mean the shit on this network!

[knowsthepeople]

Everything'll go back to normal in a couple hours. Maybe a few days at most.

[no_exaggeration]

And I'm just supposed to trust that.

[knowsthepeople]

Why would I lie about it?

[no_exaggeration]

Why should I believe you?